Men are simple… if you want a relationship here’s how you get one. Get skinny and get some trashy lingerie while you’re at it because … all we’re interested in … is looks! No one falls in love with your personality at first sight! We fall in love with your tits and your ass! And we stick around because of what you’re willing to do with them! So if you want to win a man over you don’t need ten steps you need one … it’s called a blow-job! The Ugly Truth (movie)